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Originally Posted by Kitsune
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Soviet era joke: Drunk goes into a chemist and asks for two bottles of aftershave and a bottle of perfume. "Why the perfume?" asks the sales clerk. "Because we have a lady drinking with us tonight" replies the drunk.
Notice stencilled by the radiator on all Soviet era buses/lorries "Antifreeze is poison!".
I swore I never would, but I did find myself imbibing a concoction of medical grade ethyl alcohol and water at the end of a very boozy evening with a bunch of doctors when all else had run out. And I live to tell the tale.