Well, I feel incredibly stupid.
I guess I AM incredibly stupid about stuff like TNT. I thought the stuff became harmless after a few years. I really did. And I'm glad I asked about it, even if if I did reveal how dumb I am. Better dumb than dead. I already tippy toed over and put it back without incident, Zippy. I'll call the cops about the old guy's stash first thing in the am.