Recently, I had computer problems. At first, I thought Windows just needed to be repaired. I couldn't locate my original XP home disk or product key, so I bit the bullet and bought a new one. I unwrapped it, put it in the drive, but when I turned it on, it wouldn't boot. I took the computer to the shop, and the man asked for the disk and product key code, which was on a sticker affixed to the cellophane wrapper - WHICH I THREW OUT! I thought it was just the price tag and bar code.

So I had to buy ANOTHER XP home - yes, the third one for the same goddamn computer.