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Old 02-20-2006, 12:24 PM   #78
wolf
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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I admitted Homer.

wolf: What do you do for a living?

Homer: I work the night shift.

wolf: no, I meant what's your job, what do you do on the night shift?

Homer: I work the night shift.

Several hours later, speaking to Marge ...

wolf: So, your husband wasn't able to answer some of my questions. What is it that he does for a living?

Marge: He's a radiation prevention specialist.

wolf: What?! (I know I didn't really just hear that correctly. She has to have said something else. That's the only possible explanation.)

Marge: He's in charge of the fuel floor.

wolf: You mean at the ...

Marge: Yes.

We're doomed.
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