Heh! He's Welsh! I once posted a joke he told on another site under the "I need humor" thread. I'll re-post it again as the best introduction I can give him.
Once upon a time the King of England was marching through the Welsh countryside with his soldiers. Suddenly, the King heard a voice calling out from a nearby thicket.
"One Welshman is worth two Englishmen!"
The King snorted and sent two of his best soldiers into the thicket.
A few minutes later the same voice called out, "One Welshman is worth TEN Englishmen!"
Feeling slightly annoyed, the king ordered 10 of his best men into the thicket.
A little later the voice taunted, "One Welshman is worth ONE HUNDRED Englishmen!"
Very angry by now, the King ordered 100 of his finest into the thicket.
Some time later, a single English soldier, dying of his wounds, crawled out of the thicket and gasped, "Your Majesty! Its a trap! They're TWO of them in there!"
The Cellar is honored!
