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Old 03-03-2006, 10:07 PM   #739
zippyt
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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I got stoped on a bike by a cop with a radar gun ,
Cop yelling "PULL OVER !!!!!"
Me " can I help you officer ??"
Cop " do you know how fast you were going ??
Me " No sir "
Cop " you were doing 45 in a 30 mph zone !!"
Me " WOW!!! 45 !!!! "
Cop " yeh , 45 , now let me see your licence "
Me " Sir , I don't have a licence, thats why I'm on a bike "
Cop " Well I am going to have to give you a ticket ANY WAY !!! "
Me " Uhh , Sir , I don't if that's legal "
Cop " I'll be the judge of that !!!!!!"
so he writes me a ticket , and I ride off shakeing my head .
I get home and show the ticket to me Mother , she laughs and calls the lawyer , He Laughes harder , and askes when the cort apperence is , Mom tells him ,
he says BE THERE .
We show up at the appointed time and place ,
The judge looks at the ticket and laughes !!!
The Cop is there , and the judge asks him to show him just Where in ANY law book it says he has the right to give me a ticket for speeding on a bike !!
He then tares up the ticket and says "Case Dismissed !!!!" SLAM !!!

SO slang it CAN Happen !!!!
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