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yeah, well back in Kansas I got a couple of speeding tickets on my bike.. although I have never and wil never pay them...
Q.) how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A.) two, but how did they get in there?
Q.) how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A.) Fish
Q.) what do you call a Bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A.) Homeless
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no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.
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