I tried that already, Cyclefrance. There's a whole thread about it down in the Internet Forum. They ain't buying. So much for fantasyland. Speaking of, they remind me of those aliens you came up with in our little fiction project. What did you call them, again? Where's Sheila's grandmother when you need her? And me with all my crochet hooks already packed! (sigh)
They do SEEM to be settling down - sort of.