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kaylar · 04-15-2006, 03:54 PM

Grace Cock soup comes from Jamaica. There is also a Cow Cod soup, but Grace doesn't make it.

We have a number of interesting obscenities. Bumba (comes from Bumba Cloth,
pronounced Bumbaclaat, which is the cloth used to wrap dead bodies)
There is Blood Cloth and Pussy Cloth, (Bludclaat, Puzyclaat) which are self-explanatory, as is rasclaat, (ass cloth).

For particularly aggravating moments; "Bumba Pussy Rassssssss Claaaaaat"

The word 'fuck' is not really locally used, save as 'fuckery', as in, 'this regulation is pure fuckery'.

If you use these words at the airport, you will be fined $200 per word. If you
use them on the street, the penalty is a lot less.

Having been effected by Americanisms, I tend to use 'monkey fucker', and
'dog shit' liberally, but usually content myself with a simple 'asshole' and have found the word cunt, remarkably offensive, in the sound of it, in how it is
hurled, and have been able to adjust to 'cunta' which sounds like Kunta Kinte,
so that I once asked about the 'kuntas' over there, and was responded to in a very polite manner.

Oh well
even the best obscenities are often misinterpreted.

04-15-2006, 03:54 PM	#142
kaylar Resident-in-Training Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7	Where they really know how to curse Grace Cock soup comes from Jamaica. There is also a Cow Cod soup, but Grace doesn't make it. We have a number of interesting obscenities. Bumba (comes from Bumba Cloth, pronounced Bumbaclaat, which is the cloth used to wrap dead bodies) There is Blood Cloth and Pussy Cloth, (Bludclaat, Puzyclaat) which are self-explanatory, as is rasclaat, (ass cloth). For particularly aggravating moments; "Bumba Pussy Rassssssss Claaaaaat" The word 'fuck' is not really locally used, save as 'fuckery', as in, 'this regulation is pure fuckery'. If you use these words at the airport, you will be fined $200 per word. If you use them on the street, the penalty is a lot less. Having been effected by Americanisms, I tend to use 'monkey fucker', and 'dog shit' liberally, but usually content myself with a simple 'asshole' and have found the word cunt, remarkably offensive, in the sound of it, in how it is hurled, and have been able to adjust to 'cunta' which sounds like Kunta Kinte, so that I once asked about the 'kuntas' over there, and was responded to in a very polite manner. Oh well even the best obscenities are often misinterpreted.