Bumpy (cause he bumps into things)
What? (cause he can't hear)
Dick (cause dick jokes are always funny)
Dubya (cause Bush sucks)
Sammy Davis Jr or Sandy Duncan (cause he's blind in one eye)
Steven Hawking (does it need an explanation?)
Iowa (cause he'll be incontinent soon)
Stain (cause you can call "come stain")
Dickizit (cause people will ask "whose dick is it?")
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