[MaggieL]

Originally Posted by BrianR

This is a welcome change from Junior, who can hear cellophane crinkle from a mile away and assume the position within five seconds.

Reminicent of one of Ron White's stories:

Originally Posted by W. Patrick Lang

A few months back he had to make Sluggo's "product" available for artificial insemination and took him down to the vet for the "action." He said that it is real easy now to get Sluggo to get in the car to go to the vet, or anywhere. He said that the last time he took him to the vet for this service the vet said, "Mr. White" why don't you come in the back room here and we will show you how to do this yourself and then you can just bring the semen without the dog." He claims to have told the doc, "No, no, you go ahead without me. He follows me around too much as it is..."