[Cyclefrance]

Reminds me of a joke ( maybe a bit difficult to get the punchline across in words as best shown as an action by the joke teller, but I'll try):

Guy's car breaks down in countryside in freak snowstorm at night.

Car won't start so guy heads towards farmhouse in distance, reaches it and explains problem to farmer who says he can stay overnight in big bed he has in attic.

Guy gets in centre of bed and exhausted falls into deep asleep immediately.

Another guy calls at farmhouse. he too has broken down,. Farmer tells him he can share bed with other guy. 2nd Guy gets in on right next to 1st guy and also falls into deep sleep.

3rd guy turns up. Same thing. he gets into bed on left side. All asleep.

A couple of hours later, 2nd guy wakes up feeling rather sticky. Looks down and thinks - bloody hell - must have had a wet dream. Other two guys are asleep so he thinks, well no one seems to have noticed - and he falls back to sleep.

Then 3rd guy wakes up. same thing as 2nd guy - all sticky - thinks he must have had a wet dream too, but the other two are fast asleep so he goes back to sleep too.

Morning comes, and all 3 guys are at breakfast. 2nd guy wants to be sure other two guys didn't notice his predicament and so asks if everyone slept well. 3rd guy immediately says yes he slept fine no problems.

1st guy, however, the one in the middle says -'well, actually, I had this strange dream. Must have been all that snow, only I dreamt I was skiing in the mountains. I was going great until suddenly behind me I hears this terrible rumbling, so I look round, and there I am caught in front of this enormous avalanche. I thought to myself, My God! - I was really frightened and wasn't sure what to do. But then I thought, there's only one thing I can do' (the guy extends his arms to his sides) 'so I grabbed hold of my ski sticks' (guy's hands make as though gripping the stick handles) 'and pushed myself' (his arms start pumping up and down) 'down the side of that mountain as fast as I could go...!'