I was gonna say cream of celery too -- and I'm filing away the cream of chicken /chicken corn chowder idea for later use. Maybe not-so-very-much-later use: I'm nursing a cold, my head is thick and a bit fuzzy, and I'm getting hungry as I write.
Seakdivers, well, at least they like BBQ -- sounds like there's hope for 'em yet!

I mean, that, at least, is normal!
Well, Wolf, guess you'll never be a Hobbit. Or a jackalope -- they have been said to eat mushrooms...