[Cyclefrance]

As long as it's not that shiny paper they used to have in the public WCs when I was a lad, then I'm happy with anything.

Mind you, if there's a touchless dispenser available sounds like we may be on the way to automatic wash and dry without leaving the seat very soon

(remember there being a joke about that, where the guy goes into the ladies toilet because he's caught out and the gents is full - the usual two button jobbie in the men's now has 3 buttons - presses first button and gets hot gush of water around his arse and privates, pushes second button and warm jet of air gently dries same area - curious he pushes the third button and a mechanical hand emerges, grabs hold of his testicles and throws them in an adjacent waste bin)