[Happy Monkey]

This one just popped up for me:

Passengers aboard a train from Margate, England, to London ignored a couple that engaged in oral sex in a first-class compartment, then moved to a packed second-class compartment and performed "full sexual intercourse". But when they had finished and lit cigarettes, several passengers became annoyed and complained to the conducotr that the compartment was designated non-smoking.
--from the City Paper Newsquirks column

I gotta say, it's not often that you run into a whole train car full of such reasonable people.