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ok this is the humor thread...so back on topic...
A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed,
on her bed.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
Idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't
care, what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the
doctor says that
Not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old
ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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