EMOTICONS
We all know those cute little computer symbols called, "emoticons,"
Where:
means a smile and
is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.
Well, how about some, "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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o \o/ o
o --O-- o
o. /o\ o
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