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Old 06-07-2006, 07:37 PM   #5
KinkyVixen
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wichita, KS
Posts: 580
Larry Johnson "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper (Foster) "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow."
Larry Johnson: "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here, boy?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?"
Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying meow?"
Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--"
Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?"
Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Larry Johnson: "No."
Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?"
Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow."
Foster: "Yes, sir."
Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Foster: "But--"
Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"
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