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Old 06-22-2006, 03:35 PM   #59
Shawnee123
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
There are no christian cats.
When I was in 2nd grade, my cat was run over and I rode with it in the back of the car to the vet. It had to be put to sleep and it was very traumatic. When I finally stopped crying a few days later, I went back to school. I told the nun what happened and said it was OK because mommy said Cinders would go to heaven. Sister French Fry (that's what we called her) rather yelled "Animals don't have souls. Animals don't go to heaven."

Needless to say my mom ripped her a new one.

Which is why we say "recovering" catholic rather than "lapsed" catholic!
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