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Kitsune · 06-23-2006, 11:58 AM

Time to spin the big "Florida Vacation Wheel" and take bets on how zippyt's time off ends.

Eaten by alligator.
Red tide bloom ruins vacation.
Eaten by shark.
Tropical depression and endless rains.
Eaten by serial killer.
Surprise: unexpected major hurricane!
Eaten by Skunk Ape.
Jellyfish sting. Don't listen to the residents: The pee myth is something we tell all tourists for fun.
Stops at and becomes entranced by the Enterprise Alabama Boll Weevil Monument.
Takes a wrong turn on I-10, ends up in Jacksonville and spends the rest of his life pondering "what is that smell?"
Follows billboards to Ron Jon's Surf Shop, wonders what the hell is so special about it.
Falls in love with the area and never leaves. Finds an abandoned trailer and makes a living with a metal detector and crab traps.

06-23-2006, 11:58 AM	#7
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Time to spin the big "Florida Vacation Wheel" and take bets on how zippyt's time off ends. Eaten by alligator. Red tide bloom ruins vacation. Eaten by shark. Tropical depression and endless rains. Eaten by serial killer. Surprise: unexpected major hurricane! Eaten by Skunk Ape. Jellyfish sting. Don't listen to the residents: The pee myth is something we tell all tourists for fun. Stops at and becomes entranced by the Enterprise Alabama Boll Weevil Monument. Takes a wrong turn on I-10, ends up in Jacksonville and spends the rest of his life pondering "what is that smell?" Follows billboards to Ron Jon's Surf Shop, wonders what the hell is so special about it. Falls in love with the area and never leaves. Finds an abandoned trailer and makes a living with a metal detector and crab traps.