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Round-up "FREAK" or some other such large word in her front lawn. That'll take awhile to grow back. Even better, just do totally random spots, so that she won't know a human was the cause. Bwa ha ha ha ha!!
This is funny especially because it takes awhile for the stuff to work fully. Do it the right before you leave for several days, so the brown spots show up when you are gone and she can't link you to it.
I just made myself laugh out loud at the thought of this....
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