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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
Anyone ever wake up and realize that they were someone or some thing they never intended to be?
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Oh, Jeez...now you've gone and done it. You've made me stop and realize that I'm almost 50, making a stinking 40k a year, living with a woman who alternately thinks I'm the laziest, stupidest male ever, then telling me how great I am and how much she loves me. I have a handicapped son, four broken down cars, a heart bypass and an ileostomy, I'm losing my hair, fighting diabetes, and have the attention span of a speck of dust. I've got $5.75 in the bank right now and I'm about to own two houses.
Now I wish I hadn't sold my goddamn pistol when I was even more broke.
What I really wanted was to be a lumberjack...leaping from tree to tree...