Best job: Current. I'm a systems engineer for the University of South Florida. Campus life, no pressure, free classes. Hell, I play games during the day if I get bored. It'd be hard pressed to get any better.
Worst Job: I used to have to repair (on-site) lift station pumps. For those of you who do not know what a lift station is, it's essentially an underground silo, where sewer systems deposit their, um, payload, let's say. The pumps sit at the bottom of all this swill and then "lift" the oderiferous treasure to a treatment plant, where the output is placed into every drink that has the word "cran" in it. Without going into detail, let's just say that people flush the damnedest things...
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