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Originally posted by jaguar
grrrr this is annoying. YOU DO NOT ATTEMPT SUICIDE. You eihter do or you don't. If you really want to die, its not fucking hard...run in front of a semi...
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May I digress? As a Brit living in the US, and one who loves the differences in meaning attributed to words on each side of the pond, I wondered how many British readers like myself pictured this guy throwing himself in front of a house (semi-detached...one of two houses connected to each other).
Heavy a house may be, yes, but he would have suffered a slow death, probably from starvation as he waited for it to hit him, using this method in England.
Having set out on this train of thought, I pondered the fact that here in the US you actually move a whole houses on the back of a truck sometimes.
Then the mental image of someone being hit by a semi carrying a semi hit my, admittedly small, brain and I nearly fell off the seat laughing.
In my own defence I must state that I am, at this moment, very, very drunk!