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I can see the Crocodile Hunter now, with that super-accent that makes all Austrailians wish he would die: "Crikey! Lookadem! These here are real live American rednecks in their natural environment. They're beautiful buggers, aren't they. Look at this one....you're a fat one, aren't you, girl? Ah, you're fiesty too, you little devil. relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I just wanna have a lookatcha real fast. see that coloration? When the redneck is in heat, about 14 months out of the year, the tops of their legs turn neon. All right, now I'm gonna leave you alone...off you go."
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