The second one cracks me up, last panel especially. We had both engineers and business students with us in China, but all the speakers were engineers who of course talked about things that made perfect sense to us but baffled the hell out of the MBA's. When we were leaving one of the meetings in which the speaker had put a great deal of emphasis on China's industry updating to ISO-9001 standards one of them(MBA) said to me "someone should tell that guy that if they really want to be compatible with the U.S. they should just skip that and run Windows".
Of course, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry.