Sorry, Limey, but I'm going to have to report you to your British Fascist masters. You're reading verboten material, comrade, and we can't have that. I'll probably be knighted. They'll probably kill you, or maybe just erase your mind. The latter option seems to have worked well on GW Bush here across the pond, anyway.
Sorry, nothing personal, just doing my job as an American, being Policeman for the World and all that. I'm sure you understand.
