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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer
Woman A says she wants a man who is honest, caring, in touch with his feelings and can handle a steady relationship.
Guy A is a man who is honest, caring, in touch with his feelings and can handle a steady relationship.
Woman A thinks of Guy A as her "best friend".
Guy B is a loudmouthed asshat who drinks excessively, is abusive, dishonest, and cares only about himself.
Woman A can't get her pants off fast enough for Guy B.
Woman A then returns to emotionaly dump on Guy A about what a jerk Guy B was to her while Guy A sits there thinking to himself "I could have told you that was going to happen, so could any emotionally healthy rational adult".
Woman A thanks Guy A for being such a good friend.
Woman A then procedes to find Guy B ver. 2.0
Guy A starts trying to decide which caliber of bullet will be least likely to desturb the neighbors for when he recieves the inevitable phone call from Woman A about what Guy B 2.0 did to her
Does this sound jaded to anyone?
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Not only does it sound jaded but it also sounds familiar.
Guy X says he wants a woman who is honest, caring, in touch with her feelings and can handle a steady relationship.
Woman Z is a shallow, irresponsible dingbat with enough emotional baggage to fill a 747 and doesn't have the slightest idea what she wants out of life or from a man or where she will be 48 hours from now. But she is unbelievably smokin' hot.
Guy X can't rip his heart out of his chest and put it in
Woman Z's purse fast enough. Usually within 24 hours of making eye contact and before he has had a chance to even speak to her and in spite of the fact that she has never given the slightest hint that she even knows that
Guy X exists.
Guy X then returns to his buddies to complain that
Woman Z ripped his heart out and backed over it with her car then asked him if he could wash her car while she complains to him that none of the three ex-cons out on parole she had wild-animal sex with last week called her back while his buddies sit there thinking to themselves "I could have told you that was going to happen. So could any emotionally healthy, rational adult."
Guy X thanks his buddies for agreeing with him that neither
Woman Z nor life itself is being fair to him and that he is truly a martyr singled out for special suffering while others, blissfully unaware of life's complexities, enjoy a simple life filled with peace, happiness and contentment.
Guy X then pulls himself up by his bootstraps, spends the afternoon putting his heart back together with duct tape and fishing line then 7 hours later procedes to find
Woman Z ver. 2.0. Wow. Woman Z 2.0 is so much hotter than Woman Z.
[Guy X thought bubble] Now I understand that Woman Z wasn't supposed to like me because if she did then I wouldn't be available for Woman Z 2.0! I can't wait'll I tell my buddies about her! I wonder how she'll introduce me to her Dad? I bet her car needs washing. Ohhhh this is gonna be great! [\bubble]
Something's missing...
I got it. Woman Y. Who's woman Y? She's the honest, caring, in touch with her feelings and can handle a steady relationship
woman waiting patiently for Guy X to notice her.