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Urbane Guerrilla · 09-13-2006, 02:15 PM

Ek-tuelleh... I think the Fed guys can just go to the same pornsites and assemble their own collections... just don't download onto gov't computers; they get their peepees whacked, and non-eroticizably, for that.

Unless maybe your entire collection is Bondage Fairies, naughty tentacles, and middy-blouse girls neatly packaged in multicolored poly cordage, in which case they might send a Japanese-speaking very Special Agent to wank you into an Atomic Wedgie.

[Bondage Fairies is, um, individual. You've got bondage -- and entomology. On the same page.]

09-13-2006, 02:15 PM	#54
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Ek-tuelleh... I think the Fed guys can just go to the same pornsites and assemble their own collections... just don't download onto gov't computers; they get their peepees whacked, and non-eroticizably, for that. Unless maybe your entire collection is Bondage Fairies, naughty tentacles, and middy-blouse girls neatly packaged in multicolored poly cordage, in which case they might send a Japanese-speaking very Special Agent to wank you into an Atomic Wedgie. [Bondage Fairies is, um, individual. You've got bondage -- and entomology. On the same page.] __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 09-13-2006 at 02:24 PM.