My God...you're deranged.
Dunkin Donuts is good, but there are too many of them in the Northeastern US. Within a 10 minute drive of my apartment, there are at least 5 of them. DD never had that many locations in St. Louis...a few here and there.
I grew up on old-school bakery donuts. There's a place by my parents' house called "The Donut Shop"...they make fantastic donuts.
There is something about that glazed Krispy Kreme donut that sends me into sugar bliss. I might try to go back up there this afternoon.