menacing your child
The inch is almost three and daily surprises us with how much he cottons on to.
Or so i thought. Tonight we were playing with Legos (duplos) and I made the cow ziggurat below. Slowly sliding it across the floor toward him intoning "I'm a giant cow and I'm going to eat you."
He ran out of the room, extremely concerned look on his face (though no tears) and asked mom if the cow was actually going to eat him.
Never underestimate our ability to create our realities. I forget that in his world, a tiny plastic cow weighing about an ounce has the ability to eat a 38" tall, 30lb. child, and leave no crumbs.
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