I have to admit that apparently, the phenomenon of naming one's naughty bits is not as widespread as I'd been led (by past experience) to imagine. Either that, or the same type of people who will take pictures of their naughty bits and post them here, or those who gleefully look at those pictures, are too chickenshit to pony up.
I'm hurt, I tell you. Hurt. Now I feel like I told everyone the name of my cock, and no one else will share. Sniff.
