[mrnoodle]

Something happens to people where they exist in high concentrations. They start thinking they're inherently smarter than those who live in the country. You might think that you know something about guns just because you've lived around them your whole life and you are familiar with what they can and cannot do. But you're just a hick. While you're at home whittling sticks, city folk are going to see The Vagina Monologues and listening to smooth jazz. They read thick newspapers, and as anyone knows, the thicker the paper is, the more smart it contains. I bet your newspaper isn't thick.