What does Sis-in-law have on her finger?
Oh shit, now you show me his sword.
Went to a friends house tonight.
The house was decked out and after dark the porch lights, light up the decorations.
The storm window/screen was out of the door leaving a hole.
She was standing inside the door, in the dark, with a smoke machine blowing out the hole in the door.
The parents would typically stand on the sidewalk and send the tykes up the walk where she would jump up, wearing red and black makeup, rastifarian wig and a hooded cape.
Tomorrow she'll have to scrape the tyke poop off the walk.
