Stupid Dog Email that Showed up at an Opportune Time
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but if it's a:
Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the air is fresh, the day is
young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us -- and you're inside worrying about a burned-out lightbulb??"
Border Collie: "Done. And by the way, your wiring is not up to code."
Lab: "Oh, me, meeeeeeeee! Pleeeeeeeze choose-me-choose-me-choose-me!"
German Shepherd: "Back off. That's MY lightbulb."
Dachshund: "Can I get a little boost here?"
Toy Poodle: "I'm sorry, I can't help -- my nails are still wet."
Rottweiler: "You talkin' to me? Are YOU...talkin' to...ME?"
Shi-tzu: "Puh-leeeze! We have people to do that, you know."
Jack Russell terrier: "I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty
jumps..."
Hound Dog: "zzzzzzzzzz"
Pointer: "The new bulb is riiiiight over there..."
Chihuahua: "Hey! Watch where you're walking!"
Greyhound: "If it isn't moving, I don't care."
Kelpie: "LOOK! I put all the light bulbs in a little circle!"
Chow: "Does this mean dinner will be late?"
Sheepdog: "It doesn't look any darker to me..."
Weimeraner: "That light bulb you threw away? I brought it back."
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