Screw adopting the Euro, you should adopt the Aussie dollar and you can have a currency that you can go swimming with or put through the wash and still use to buy a beer. Also, apparently if you put the notes in the microwave they shrink (remember those shrinkies you used to get in boxes of cereal?)
Although I've never been able to spare $5 to test out this theory.
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