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DucksNuts · 11-04-2006, 06:32 PM

Women's Day - 30th October 2006

Bachelor Malcolm Smith finally felt ready to take the next big step as he exchanged vows with Caroline - a shapely blonde wearing a white wedding dress bought on ebay.
Dressed in a military-style outfit, he made his vows to Caroline watched by Rebecca, their witness.
He'd spent weeks scouring the charity shops looking for the perfect dress for his "bride", and he'd also found a $35 pink frock for Rebecca. Malcolm didnt know Caroline's ring size, so instead of a gold band, he bought her a fake diamond tiara and pearls.
He had the day of his dreams, despite the fact that the bride, witness and other guests were all life-size dolls. And after the one-hour ceremony, Malcolm lugged his 60kg wife awkwardly upstairs before consummating their marriage in the bedroom.
"It nearly gave me a hernia, but it was worth it and felt really special."

The lonely singleton, who has only ever had one real girlfriend, has a total of five mannequins and insists they're so life-like he has fallen in love with them - and given up on his quest to find a human girlfriend.
"The opposite sex has always been baffling to me," says Malcolm, a computer programmer. "So, I decided to turn to dolls".
He bought his Read Dolls, marketed as the "world's finest love dolls," for more than $12,300 each from a company in America..........(snip)

...."Its relaxing, and nice that they don't answer back. I think conversation is overrated," he says. He loves to have tea parties at weekends, and takes the dolls out for drives.
It may all sound utterly weird, but it works for Malcolm, who insists he has a good love-life. "At least I never get criticised on my performance", he jokes.

11-04-2006, 06:32 PM	#103
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Well shit!! Women's Day - 30th October 2006 Bachelor Malcolm Smith finally felt ready to take the next big step as he exchanged vows with Caroline - a shapely blonde wearing a white wedding dress bought on ebay. Dressed in a military-style outfit, he made his vows to Caroline watched by Rebecca, their witness. He'd spent weeks scouring the charity shops looking for the perfect dress for his "bride", and he'd also found a $35 pink frock for Rebecca. Malcolm didnt know Caroline's ring size, so instead of a gold band, he bought her a fake diamond tiara and pearls. He had the day of his dreams, despite the fact that the bride, witness and other guests were all life-size dolls. And after the one-hour ceremony, Malcolm lugged his 60kg wife awkwardly upstairs before consummating their marriage in the bedroom. "It nearly gave me a hernia, but it was worth it and felt really special." The lonely singleton, who has only ever had one real girlfriend, has a total of five mannequins and insists they're so life-like he has fallen in love with them - and given up on his quest to find a human girlfriend. "The opposite sex has always been baffling to me," says Malcolm, a computer programmer. "So, I decided to turn to dolls". He bought his Read Dolls, marketed as the "world's finest love dolls," for more than $12,300 each from a company in America..........(snip) ...."Its relaxing, and nice that they don't answer back. I think conversation is overrated," he says. He loves to have tea parties at weekends, and takes the dolls out for drives. It may all sound utterly weird, but it works for Malcolm, who insists he has a good love-life. "At least I never get criticised on my performance", he jokes.