I am reading a book which is heavy on the cockney slang. I am in awe of the authors ability to even spell it and my ability to even read it.
I went looking for some examples instead of taking excerpts from the book.
I found a site that will translate the internet into slang...so I entered the some Cellar tag lines.
http://www.thevalkyrie.com/clubhouse/cockney/index.htm
A well-organized army of rabbittin' 'eads -sycamore
Post and give yourself yer own reason to return It's all about yer! And yer and yer and yer and me Patiently awaitin' the dot-org bubble As addictive as nicotine, as nutritious as muvver's milk Free wth registration: a bunch of people to rabbit to Trolls, morons and spammers will be shot on sight -undertoad
The Cellar: Where thought provokin' discussion is talked about. The Cellar: Where somebody might agree wiv yer. The Cellar: Because yer 'ave nothin' better to do. -Whit

that was fun ......
sorry......I'lll leave now.