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Old 11-13-2006, 02:06 PM   #15
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
unless of course you have special rules for your guests
In this camper van, we do not pass solids....
Selene and Elspode's Rules for Guests

1) No sex with our animals
2) What happens in the camper, stays in the camper...except for the potty
3) No solids in the camper potty
4) Lewd behavior will not be mandatory, but your performance will be graded
5) No borrowing Elspode's underwear
6) Spice Girls CDs will be burned in the fireplace
7) If Homeland Security shows up, we're pretty sure they didn't come for us
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