My father-in-law has some good ones:
"Finer than frog fur"
"Back when Hector was a pup"
"Older'n'dirt"
"I've got underwear that's older than you!"
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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