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lumberjim · 11-21-2006, 10:17 AM

LabRat's ass can generate enough static electricity to power New York City for a week just by wearing terrycloth and jiggling a bit.

Labrat's ass spent 20 minutes cracking walnut shells for the Diamond Nut Co. At the end of the 20 minutes, the factory had to close down for a week to deal with the massive overabundance of walnuts, and the walnut market was glutted for 3 months.

and so on.

11-21-2006, 10:17 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the utterly silly Labrat's Ass thread LabRat's ass can generate enough static electricity to power New York City for a week just by wearing terrycloth and jiggling a bit. Labrat's ass spent 20 minutes cracking walnut shells for the Diamond Nut Co. At the end of the 20 minutes, the factory had to close down for a week to deal with the massive overabundance of walnuts, and the walnut market was glutted for 3 months. and so on. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan