marichiko

UT do not respond. Remember our promise to one another. I am sure the following will get me banned for the third or fourth time, but if I can't post my opinionand not even attack another member, ethnic group, or spamming the board, what's the point?

POEM

September 2004 was a very good year
It was good for the poor
And best of all for

Campbell’s
Chicken
Noodle
Soup.
Alas, that vintage cannot be found on the shelves
anymore.

But clever aficionados’’ have stored cans in their soup cellars.
I am told that the vintage will reach its peak in 2010
when the price is likely to reach 2 cents per can.

But despair not, American Entrepreneur!
You can go down to the food commodities center
You know:
that place for the cons, the mother’s of three living off the system, and the disabled
(who really are notdisabled, they just crossed some doctor’s palm with golden eagles).

And you can receive completely free of charge
Campbell’s 2004.

If you are lucky, you might come across some 1999-powdered milk (generic).

Why do we have the FDA?

To make sure those with money live and those without succumb to some odd disease
the rest of you call food poisoning.

Now, it being the holiday season and all,
I don’t wish to be greedy.
The first Mom who PM’s me with her shipping address,
I will mail her my can of 2004 Campbell’s
Chicken Noodle Soup
Vintage 2004.

I’m sure your children will love it.

Happy Holidays,

Marichiko