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Years and years ago when I worked at the phone company, I had one of my cruder moments. I had just finished lunch which included a bottle of root beer. The phone rang and it was just the time when Mrs Dar (then my fiance) would call. I had built up quite a bit of internal pressure by then and I picked up the phone and let go of the largest burp I think I've ever had.
Fortunately, it was Mrs Dar. I couldn't stop laughing. She was not amused. It must not have offended her too much, because she married me anyway.
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."
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