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Originally posted by slang
I wonder if you could get close enogh to them to pet them when they're drunk?
I'd like to put a cigarette in Bullwinkle's lips and get a good closeup pic. 
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Let's examine this proposition. You want to sneak up on a 2000 pound drunken creature that comes complete with like 100 pounds of antlers, and pose him for a totally amusing picture. (which, incidentally, I'd buy a print of like
that (*snaps fingers*) because I collect moose.)
Put yourself in the moose's place. When YOU are drunk, would you put up with someone sneaking up on you, even in a friendly manner, to pose you for silly pictures?
You'd kick ass, take names, and probably leave a couple leaky holes in anyone that tried.
Moose have larger feet than you do, and are pretty good at trampling things that annoy them. Even for no apparent reason at all ... I forget what website I found it on (ehowa.com maybe?) but I have seen some very impressive video of a moose stomping. Gives you a whole new respect for moose, actually.