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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Watsa matta with Norway Maples?
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They're lazy, dishonest, and they'll drink all your good booze after you're asleep.
You can't use them to make maple syrup, the wood is for shit-useless as firewood or furniture wood, they grow too fast and are disease prone, they are good hosts for black spot (fungus), they don't turn a particularly amusing color in the fall, they pee on the carpet, and they are unrepentant. They create too much shade.
Other than that, they're great.