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Originally posted by Hubris Boy
Hey! Listen pal... this ain't Deal-A-Meal, you know. It took me years to perfect this system!
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And don't think HB is not completely serious about this. Why, not two hours before revealing his secrets to healthy eating, HB sat down and glommed a huge plate of salad, with
low-fat dressing (OK, I admit, there wasn't anything else in the house). In order to balance this out and eat the Healthy HB Way, he required nearly two pounds of macaroni 'n' cheese, but there was still something missing -- the all-important dead animal group!
He assured me that this was not a problem, and his dietary balance would be restored by ingesting large quantities of beef jerky and Slim Jims in the morning, but honey, I just have one question:
What have you done with the cat?