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I used to think that competitive or exhibitionist bowel moving was purely a male domain. Until I was in a nightclub in Watford (don't go to Watford, trust me) and there was one left on the seat in the Ladies....
Still - I've definitely known more men to boast of their or their friends "achievements".
Two lads I knew when I was eighteen took a year off between school and Uni to travel round Australia. They didn't get any further than Sydney and came home early complaining that the beer was crap. My pretty low opinion of them sank to rock bottom because the trip had mostly been bankrolled by their parents - I would have loved the opportunity to do it. Wasters.
Anyway - the most animation I ever saw on their faces was when they told the story of leaving the house they were renting rooms in. They skipped out owing money on rent and bills, and - this is the really funny part - both of them took a dump in the garage. I realised at this point my opinion could sink lower.
I mean what sort of weird mind thinks this sort of thing up?
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