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jeez, If I were one your kids I'd file for adoption.....
Thor?
Norse God spends a few weeks slumming on Earth. Hooks up with delighful young hooker, and using his Godlike powers, dispenses with the Viagra and services her mightily....
After 2 days and 2 nights of 24x7 service, He announces that He is going home and reveals His Godhood to His conquest.
Beating His chest, He cries, "I am Thor!"
"Well", comes the reply, "after 48 hours of that, tho am I"
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I *like* wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.
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