You would want me at your table if I did win the Lottery - I play poker spectacularly badly. My facial expressions are about as subtle as neon tubing (turn of phrase borrowed from another Dwellar).
The only way I could ever win at cards when I was younger was act stupid and cheat like hell. I'm getting a little old to play the ingenue now sadly.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
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