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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Speaking of being "rich as hell"... having just come out of the holidays-with-the-extended-family shenanigans, I have to vent.
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The floor is yours.
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
I swear to god, at least half the conversations my mother-in-law starts involve what she would do if she were incredibly wealthy...
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At this point you put on your best Clodfobble smile and look her in the eye and sweetly say:
"Yep. And if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle."
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Am I the only one who finds such conversations to be utterly pointless at best, and infuriatingly stupid at worst?
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Not at all.
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Who cares what you would do if you won the lottery?
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the IRS is really the only one who cares, in fact. Maybe a few telelmarketers.
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You won't (most notably because you don't even play,) so why do we have to suffer through your mundane fantasies every damn time we see you?
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Honey, we go through this everytime something bad happens to you, remember? It was because you were a republican in your past life.